Why does she do this to me?

Can you believe my Momma would do something like this to me??? LOOK at me! I am just beside myself with embarrasment and shame. When this, this, THING is on my head for some reason I become paralyzed. I can't move because I am just so disgusted with myself. The little monster, Atticus, was jumping all over me and there was no way to defend myself. Why doesn't the little beast have to wear something like this??




I am so ashamed...